i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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