Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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