My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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