Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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