I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
If I die, sorry about rent.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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