roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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