This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Enjoy the penises
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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