worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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