My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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