She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
