Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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