btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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