I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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