My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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