its not stalking. its research.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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