Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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