Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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