Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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