ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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