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(765): View more from Indiana

She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.

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(714): View more from California

You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"

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(281): View more from Texas

I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.

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(830): View more from Texas

we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.

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(464): View more from Illinois

He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave

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(713): View more from Texas

I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.

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(587): View more from Alberta

Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..

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(315): View more from New York

the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.

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