So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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