Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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