I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
