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(586): View more from Michigan

Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?

(313): View more from Michigan

No?

(586): View more from Michigan

Well my cheeks are red now

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel

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(972): View more from Texas

they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro

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(540): View more from Virginia

i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.

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(440): View more from Ohio

she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even

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(330): View more from Ohio

After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.

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(727): View more from Florida

We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.

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