maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
You left your phone here
Wait...
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