so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Randomize
