and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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