she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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