She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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