I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
