Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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