1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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