she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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