What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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