the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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