haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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