So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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