i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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