Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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