Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
being pregnant is like rehab
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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