I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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