he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
