My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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