Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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