so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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