Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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