That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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