Fuck appropriateness.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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