im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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