Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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