that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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