dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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