Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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