I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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